Chickmeat

by Razor Cunts

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Recorded at Butterma Recording Center Berlin, February 2015
with Daniel Nentwig
Mixed a smidgen by Ambika
Mastered a wee bit by Richie Murphy
Cover crafted by Jane

Razor Cunts are a two-piece riot grrl punk band, starring Ambika Thompson (cello, drums, vocals) and Jane Flett (cello, tambourine, vocals). Their debut EP Chickmeat is out now, with songs about menstruation, Jupiter’s moons, and making out with Frida Kahlo. When they’re not making distorted noises come out of classical instruments, Jane and Ambika like to write award-winning stories, host queer events, and film music videos in children’s playgrounds. Ambika used to be in the Anna Thompsons and Jane used to be in Fueldiva, but now that they’ve found their kindred cello spirits, everything is better, and they’ve vowed to only play in all-cello bands from now on.

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released May 15, 2015

Jane & Ambika wrote all the songs.

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Razor Cunts Berlin, Germany

Recipe: Add The Raincoats, Lydia Lunch, Miranda July, Bikini Kill, Yoko Ono, X Ray Spex, ESG and Mary Poppins and mix in a blender for roughly 25-30 years. Then spice with cellos and stripes and dirty words and drums and distortion and love.

Voila! You've been Razor Cunted.

Starring Jane Flett and Ambika Thompson
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Track Name: Violent Violet
In the shower, watching it drain red
I'm not Janet Leigh and there's no Norman Bates
It's not thrilling—just sort of happens
If you're a bloke you should probably get help

Uh oh oh leave me alone
Uh oh oh every 21 days
Uh oh oh leave me alone
If the colour that came out of me was only violet

I wanna replace my reproduction system
And replace them with another pair of lungs
So I can be a smoker for the rest of my life 
And no babies are gonna come out of me

Uh oh oh leave me alone
Uh oh oh every 21 days
Uh oh oh leave me alone
If the colour that came out of me was only violet

Rich shit, breathing shit—this shit’s a cyclone
My uterus can wipe out entire islands
Rich shit, breathing shit—this shit’s a cyclone
My uterus can wipe out entire continents

Uh oh oh leave me alone
Uh oh oh every 21 days
Uh oh oh leave me alone
If the colour that came out of me was only violet
Track Name: No No No No (No No No No)
This is it, this is the nation, it ain't love, so it's time to chill out
My teeth are slick, I wish it was chickmeat, we can survive, so let's go
Count me in, congratulations! Take me to the new immigration rights
oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh
I'm not tired of this so stick your head in the bowl and fight for your rights

Life is bitter, and it's cruel

Why just stand still, scratching at your insides, erasing out your eyes?
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
I'm already insincere, but you’re just emptying all my tears
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
You could have seen it all, you'd know how this story plays out. It’s infectious
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
C'mon this is just, so…well, you know?
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

It's bitter and it's cruel, cruel like you

All these things, you don't see them, cause you've been on medication for too long
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
We'd like to invite you to enjoy a piece of our…well, you know?
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
Don't you think you've had enough to drink? You're puking on my shirt
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
This is serious. I'm hilarious. I know.
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

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Track Name: Gayrider
Go Gayrider…go ride on
Go Gayrider…go ride on
Go Gayrider…go ride on
Go Gayrider…go ride on

Apollo in a bolero, bottomless jodhpurs go on forever
Who’s hotter, Plato or Socrates? Or Aristotle on a throttle?

Go Gayrider…go ride on
Go Gayrider…go ride on

I wouldn't scissor Joan of Arc. Who scissors anyways?
But I'd fingerbang Frida Kahlo if she were here today

Go Gayrider…go ride on
Go Gayrider…go ride on

Go Gayrider…go ride on
Go Gayrider…go ride on
Track Name: Bad Love
Sticky little hands…that's what I call you
So tell me about them nights again
Go on, and talk your talk
You always do

You tell me:

I can't love you if you don't smoke
Let's love danger
Let's all die young
Others can say that when you're old it sucks, so why not believe ‘em?

Love is bullshit

All night I can shoot rainbows out my ass and smile as though no one notices
Will you talk your diarrhoea shit and find a little bit of a magic
when you stick your hand down my pants?
Why doesn't it happen at every chance?

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ooooh
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ooooh

And when I need your love, you're somewhere else and not with me
It's bullshit, it makes me pissed but I'm already drunk, so I guess I'm already pissed
Bad love

Bad love
You're giving me bad love
And I am angry, I am angry
But I've only got myself to blame

But I still think you're bad love
But I still think you're bad love
But I love you
I love you
Track Name: Attention Span
Taking our minds and we'll head out of town
We’ll find the right beat that beats all the right sounds
Find it like we do in silk and scarves and chiffon
Trying to avoid disaster so our heads won't explode

I have no, I have no, I have no ATTENTION SPAN
I have no, you have no, we have no ATTENTION SPAN

At the launching bay, we'll see which is our flight
We'll pack our bags and plug our computers in cheese
Turn the channel and dive into some thighs
Take a spaceship and then we'll want more

I have no, you have no, she has no ATTENTION SPAN
They have no, we have no, he has no ATTENTION SPAN
You have no, we have no, they have no ATTENTION SPAN
We have no, she has no, you have no…

Then we’ll take a spin around Jupiter’s moons
And go surfing on Saturn’s rings for something to do
When we’re bored we’ll go beat the shit out of Mars
Then our internet will die and we’ll cry

I have no, you have no, she has no ATTENTION SPAN
They have no, we have no, she has no ATTENTION SPAN
I have no, you have no, they have no ATTENTION SPAN
We have no, she has no, you have no ATTENTION SPAN

ATTENTION SPAN
ATTENTION SPAN
Track Name: Jesus Christ on a Bike
Jesus Christ on a bike
Jesus Christ on a bike
Jesus Christ on a bike
Jesus Christ on a bike
Jesus Christ on a bike
Jesus Christ on a bike
Jesus Christ on a bike
Jesus Christ on a bike

Jesus Christ, where’s he going?
Jesus Christ, where’s he going?
Jesus Christ, where’s he going?
Jesus Christ, where’s he going?

Where's he going, Jesus Christ?
Where's he going, Jesus Christ?

Jesus Christ on a bike
Jesus Christ on a bike
Where's he going with sandals on?

Jesus Christ on a bike
He's got no helmut on his head
He's gonna bust his brains
His brains exploding on the ground
He's losing it, his mommy's mad

Jesus Christ on a bike
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ on a bike
Jesus Christ on a bike
Jesus Christ on a bike
Where’s he going, Jesus Christ?
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
Where's he going?
Where’s he going?

Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
Where's he going?
Where’s he going?

Where'd he get that bike from?

Jesus Christ on a bike
Jesus Christ on a bike
Jesus Christ on a bike
Jesus Christ on a bike
He's going going, going going, going going, gone

Son’s gone renegade again
Gone renegade again

Jesus Christ on a bike
Jesus Christ on a bike

He's going going, going going, going don't know where he's going

He's on a bike
He's on a bike
He's on a bike

I said:
Watch out Jesus, watch out Jesus, watch out baby Jesus
Don't hurt yourself, baby Jesus
Don't hit the curb, baby Jesus
I love you baby Jesus
I love you
You're on a bike