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Chickmeat

by Razor Cunts

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Matt Creen
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Matt Creen Worthy of complete obsession! Favorite track: No No No No (No No No No).
Gavin Hellyer
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Gavin Hellyer A fantastic girl punk (the best kind) EP from 2015 I'd somehow missed until Mark Whitby opened his February 2017 Dandelion Radio Show with No No No No (No No No No). Tremendous. Favorite track: No No No No (No No No No).
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1.
In the shower, watching it drain red I'm not Janet Leigh and there's no Norman Bates It's not thrilling—just sort of happens If you're a bloke you should probably get help Uh oh oh leave me alone Uh oh oh every 21 days Uh oh oh leave me alone If the colour that came out of me was only violet I wanna replace my reproduction system And replace them with another pair of lungs So I can be a smoker for the rest of my life 
And no babies are gonna come out of me Uh oh oh leave me alone Uh oh oh every 21 days Uh oh oh leave me alone If the colour that came out of me was only violet Rich shit, breathing shit—this shit’s a cyclone My uterus can wipe out entire islands Rich shit, breathing shit—this shit’s a cyclone My uterus can wipe out entire continents Uh oh oh leave me alone Uh oh oh every 21 days Uh oh oh leave me alone If the colour that came out of me was only violet
2.
This is it, this is the nation, it ain't love, so it's time to chill out My teeth are slick, I wish it was chickmeat, we can survive, so let's go Count me in, congratulations! Take me to the new immigration rights oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh I'm not tired of this so stick your head in the bowl and fight for your rights Life is bitter, and it's cruel Why just stand still, scratching at your insides, erasing out your eyes? no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no I'm already insincere, but you’re just emptying all my tears no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no You could have seen it all, you'd know how this story plays out. It’s infectious no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no C'mon this is just, so…well, you know? no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no It's bitter and it's cruel, cruel like you All these things, you don't see them, cause you've been on medication for too long no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no We'd like to invite you to enjoy a piece of our…well, you know? no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no Don't you think you've had enough to drink? You're puking on my shirt no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no This is serious. I'm hilarious. I know. no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
3.
Gayrider 04:25
Go Gayrider…go ride on Go Gayrider…go ride on Go Gayrider…go ride on Go Gayrider…go ride on Apollo in a bolero, bottomless jodhpurs go on forever Who’s hotter, Plato or Socrates? Or Aristotle on a throttle? Go Gayrider…go ride on Go Gayrider…go ride on I wouldn't scissor Joan of Arc. Who scissors anyways? But I'd fingerbang Frida Kahlo if she were here today Go Gayrider…go ride on Go Gayrider…go ride on Go Gayrider…go ride on Go Gayrider…go ride on
4.
Bad Love 03:55
Sticky little hands…that's what I call you So tell me about them nights again Go on, and talk your talk You always do You tell me: I can't love you if you don't smoke Let's love danger Let's all die young Others can say that when you're old it sucks, so why not believe ‘em? Love is bullshit All night I can shoot rainbows out my ass and smile as though no one notices Will you talk your diarrhoea shit and find a little bit of a magic when you stick your hand down my pants? Why doesn't it happen at every chance? Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ooooh Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ooooh And when I need your love, you're somewhere else and not with me It's bullshit, it makes me pissed but I'm already drunk, so I guess I'm already pissed Bad love Bad love You're giving me bad love And I am angry, I am angry But I've only got myself to blame But I still think you're bad love But I still think you're bad love But I love you I love you
5.
Taking our minds and we'll head out of town We’ll find the right beat that beats all the right sounds Find it like we do in silk and scarves and chiffon Trying to avoid disaster so our heads won't explode I have no, I have no, I have no ATTENTION SPAN I have no, you have no, we have no ATTENTION SPAN At the launching bay, we'll see which is our flight We'll pack our bags and plug our computers in cheese Turn the channel and dive into some thighs Take a spaceship and then we'll want more I have no, you have no, she has no ATTENTION SPAN They have no, we have no, he has no ATTENTION SPAN You have no, we have no, they have no ATTENTION SPAN We have no, she has no, you have no… Then we’ll take a spin around Jupiter’s moons And go surfing on Saturn’s rings for something to do When we’re bored we’ll go beat the shit out of Mars Then our internet will die and we’ll cry I have no, you have no, she has no ATTENTION SPAN They have no, we have no, she has no ATTENTION SPAN I have no, you have no, they have no ATTENTION SPAN We have no, she has no, you have no ATTENTION SPAN ATTENTION SPAN ATTENTION SPAN
6.
Jesus Christ on a bike Jesus Christ on a bike Jesus Christ on a bike Jesus Christ on a bike Jesus Christ on a bike Jesus Christ on a bike Jesus Christ on a bike Jesus Christ on a bike Jesus Christ, where’s he going? Jesus Christ, where’s he going? Jesus Christ, where’s he going? Jesus Christ, where’s he going? Where's he going, Jesus Christ? Where's he going, Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ on a bike Jesus Christ on a bike Where's he going with sandals on? Jesus Christ on a bike He's got no helmut on his head He's gonna bust his brains His brains exploding on the ground He's losing it, his mommy's mad Jesus Christ on a bike Jesus Christ Jesus Christ on a bike Jesus Christ on a bike Jesus Christ on a bike Where’s he going, Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ Jesus Christ Where's he going? Where’s he going? Jesus Christ Jesus Christ Where's he going? Where’s he going? 
Where'd he get that bike from? Jesus Christ on a bike Jesus Christ on a bike Jesus Christ on a bike Jesus Christ on a bike He's going going, going going, going going, gone Son’s gone renegade again Gone renegade again Jesus Christ on a bike Jesus Christ on a bike He's going going, going going, going don't know where he's going He's on a bike He's on a bike He's on a bike I said: Watch out Jesus, watch out Jesus, watch out baby Jesus Don't hurt yourself, baby Jesus Don't hit the curb, baby Jesus I love you baby Jesus I love you You're on a bike

about

Recorded at Butterma Recording Center Berlin, February 2015
with Daniel Nentwig
Mixed a smidgen by Ambika
Mastered a wee bit by Richie Murphy
Cover crafted by Jane

Razor Cunts are a two-piece riot grrl punk band, starring Ambika Thompson (cello, drums, vocals) and Jane Flett (cello, tambourine, vocals). Their debut EP Chickmeat is out now, with songs about menstruation, Jupiter’s moons, and making out with Frida Kahlo. When they’re not making distorted noises come out of classical instruments, Jane and Ambika like to write award-winning stories, host queer events, and film music videos in children’s playgrounds. Ambika used to be in the Anna Thompsons and Jane used to be in Fueldiva, but now that they’ve found their kindred cello spirits, everything is better, and they’ve vowed to only play in all-cello bands from now on.

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released May 15, 2015

Jane & Ambika wrote all the songs.

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Razor Cunts Berlin, Germany

Recipe: Add The Raincoats, Lydia Lunch, Miranda July, Bikini Kill, Yoko Ono, X Ray Spex, ESG and Mary Poppins and mix in a blender for roughly 25-30 years. Then spice with cellos and stripes and dirty words and drums and distortion and love.

Voila! You've been Razor Cunted.

Starring Jane Flett and Ambika Thompson
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